Well, just when I thought I could not be more disturbed.
You cannot begin to imagine how many utterly disturbing things I learned about my family tonight.
Stephen grew progressivly more disturbing, but most of that I cannot in all good conscience share with you, as it would scar you for life too.
Nothing beats seeing my father wearing a camel mask and rapping about the 'Christ Child' as they (He, Tyler and Holli) preformed a Christmas play.
Oh, well, except seeing my aforementioned father sit and talk on the phone with a burgandy pillow case and a brown frilly curtain tie on his head for an hour.
Then there was the purple pillow which made an . . . um . . . interesting hat. Donned by me (I'm sorry to say). Stephen, maybe others, I lost track . . .
All in all, I am exhausted, disturbed, and all around scared out of my mind. I would post the other disturbing things I learned if I hadn't already repressed them. Maybe when the chaos subsides . . .
The Chimp
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