College Teaches Me Much

First of all, I'd like to apoligize for my 'awayness' of late. College is busy. I knew that yesterday. Here's a review of the lessons I've learned since then:

1. I like dieting. Calm down, I wouldn't try it personally, but twice in the past few weeks, I've been given chocolate by people who were dieting. Everyone should diet . . . except me of course.

2. If you're on a long car ride, it is NOT a good idea to begin a debate about a highly charged political event. If I have to hear one more word about justifcations for the war in Iraq . . .

3. When you learn something new, write it down. I know there was more than this.

As always,

Flaming Kiwifruit