What's That Smell?

When you're going away for a week, don't forget your clothes. At least I had the clothes on my back. It's a good thing I was only an hour from campus and could pick them up on my way to AL. Otherwise, it would have been a very interesting week.

Also, there really is no place like home. I love being back!

Thirdly, improvisational humor (improv) isn't nearly as easy as it looks. Ian and I tried to entertain our family with it. It involved me trying to deposit a howitzer monkey at Ian's bank. I was shocked when he informed me that they just threw them in the sewer anyway. Not good.

Flaming Kiwifruit

My Education at Work

Writing one's name in mirror image with both hands on the dry erase board is a fun and exciting way to pass class time. Steve Barnes does a mean Irish jig. As Borghy described it it's "like Swan Lake . . . on crack." Journalism class is far more interesting when Mr. Gibson is out. For the record, we still got the objectives for the day accomplished. Happy St. Patty's day.

E-What?

Apparently, E-Bay was founded by the devil and the 'E' stands for evil. I'm not sure about that...

You can save the world with a felt board and the Holy Spirit. And you can illustrate anything with them . . . even the story where the guy got the tent peg through his head. That was disturbing. Almost as disturbing as the dead people sitting up and singing, "Praise Ye the Lord!"
Those FX guys and gals are crazy . . .

Flaming Kiwifruit

Dung and Beaurocracy

Being sick is like shoveling elephant dung. Or so Steve says. Right now, I think I'd take the dung.

Also to put up the sign from the old Oyster Bar lot. And all because they were in the "Triangle of Sight." Figure that out..... the Rental Center on the corner of the Grocery Store, our Church had to get permission from the Car Lot, so they could use the old Oyster Bar lot. And all because it was in the "Triangle of Sight." Figure that one out.

Flaming Kiwifruit

STRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've learned a lot of new things lately. I don't actually need sleep. Lack of sleep is detrimental to coherent thought. Don't try to post when you're sleep deprived. Our college radio station is like the Marines. We don't get tanks unless they're leaking oil and missing tracks. Actually, the radio station doesn't get tanks. Too bad about that. My favorite lesson, though, comes from one of my Dad's sermons:

"God is gentler than Jean-Luc Picard and probably sterner when he gets up in your face."

You can't beat that. Sorry it's been a while, busy, busy, busy!!!